Fun with tech support

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Fun with TECH support

[Taken from http://geekswithblogs.net/codenfreude/archive/2006/11/29/99433.aspx]


This is a live chat support with a Register.com representative. Keep in mind, I had to enter my email address before I could even establish a chat session.


Peter S: Thank you for visiting Register.com's Live Support. How can I help you?

Charlie: I am trying to set my DNS servers to use a two third party servers.

Charlie: I am getting the following error message: rahvin.tk2.com is an invalid format for a DNS name

Charlie: why am i getting this?

Charlie: rahvin.tk2.com is the primary server, ns2.afraid.org is the secondary.

Peter S: Please let me know your domain name.

Charlie: longlastinglinks.com

Peter S: Thank you for the domain name. Please give me a few minutes while I check the records for you.

Peter S: Thank you for waiting.

Peter S: Please let me know the DNS servers you wish to keep.

Charlie: Didn't I just tell you that?

Charlie: rahvin.tk2.com is the primary, and ns2.afraid.org is the secondary

Peter S: Charlie, I am sorry the name server which you wish to keep are not in right format.

Charlie: what does that even mean?

Peter S: rahvin.tk2.com name server is not yet registered.

Charlie: with who?

Peter S: Can you paste the name server setting information which you got from your Hosting company?

Charlie: yes

Charlie: it's rahvin.tk2.com, the IP is 158.247.218.187.

Charlie: and ns2.afraid.org, the IP is 69.94.1331.63.

Peter S: Can you please log in to your Account manager?

Charlie: Done. I'm there.

Peter S: Okay.

Peter S: Please click on the domain name for which you wish to change the name server entries.

Charlie: done.

Peter S: And once you click please scroll down now.

Charlie: done.

Peter S: Can you see the option ADVANCED TECHNICAL SETTINGS ?

Peter S: It is at the bottom.

Charlie: yes

Peter S: Now please click on the "Manage Registered Name Servers".

Charlie: done, i'm there.

Peter S: Please wait.

Peter S: Please wait.

Peter S: Can you please answer the secret question on file?

Peter S: [question redacted by Charlie]

Charlie: [answer redacted by Charlie]

Peter S: Thank you for verification.

Peter S: Please wait while I make all the changes for you.

Charlie: um

Charlie: but i want to know how to make them myself.

Peter S: Thank you for waiting.

Peter S: Charlie, I will have to forward your request to our appropriate department.

Peter S: Please be assured they will be contacting you soon with all the information.

Peter S: They will be contacting you through email.

Peter S: Please let me know by which email address you wish to be contacted.

Charlie: charliekilian@gmail.com

Charlie: i have another question for you

Peter S: Yes please.

Charlie: what color is your hair?

Charlie: consider that a turing test.

Peter S: Sorry, please explain.

Charlie: actually, that answers my question perfectly adequately.

Charlie: thanks!

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